she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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