My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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