i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Found your dick twin last night
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Randomize
