Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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