the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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