Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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