i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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