Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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