I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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