KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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