remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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