do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Found the puke drawer
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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