Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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