you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i would punch a child for taco bell
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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