come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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