I love black thongs
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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