Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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