yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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