You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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