It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Randomize
