Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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