I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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