But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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