I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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