Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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