the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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