So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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