I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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