OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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