We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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