I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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