Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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