belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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