exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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