I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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