if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
