I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
is wine microwaveable?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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