put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just cropdusted the office
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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