Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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