I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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