Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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