I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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