So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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