So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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