Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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