talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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