the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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