the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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