hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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