The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
