Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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