He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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