why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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