Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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